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‘hang’ Review

By Ed Bayliss

There might not have been a better place to watch Fourth Wall Theatre’s student production of hang than in the Durham Union Chamber, the traditional seat of university debate and dialogue. In collaboration with Durham Law Society, this legal drama pits the grief, anger, and ultimate lust for revenge of a wronged woman known only as ‘Three’ (Alexa Thanni) against the emotional ineptitude of a pair of legal officials (‘One’, Tilly Bridgeman, and ‘Two’, Charlie Fitzgerald). Three must decide the fate of an unnamed man who has committed a crime against her and her family under the supervision and legal advice of Two and Three. 

Minimalist in design, the set consists of three chairs, a desk, and a water fountain. The last of which is used to good effect to fill not only the cups that sit neatly below it but also the toe curling silences that so frequently punctuate the play. One yellow light shines blindingly from the front of the stage. This gave good opportunity for One and Two to stand before the single source of lighting and leave Three in dark, literally, and metaphorically. 

Hang is intentionally frustrating. In the first third of the play, we wrestle with the mundanity of cumbersome legal jargon, protocol, and process. Lines are reeled off in stichomythic exchanges between One and Two with good poise and precision; but all we hear is sound with little to no substance. We develop the neck muscles of a tennis umpire as our sight and attention shift constantly between the two legals in their trivial but constant asides to one another. These are two unprofessional professionals attempting to carry out their jobs ‘by the book’ (bound in bureaucratic red tape) but failing miserably, and often comically. Their dialogues trip over each other as the disillusioned Three remains largely silent. 

Where Three first carries herself with a quiet remoteness and disillusion, clutching her jacket to her body, she gradually becomes more vocal and begins to challenge both Two and Three in their mishandling of the situation, as well as the judicial system in general. At one moment, about halfway through the production, Three delivers an outburst aimed at the sickening diplomacy of Two and Three. At the plastic performance of relatability from the two officials, Three, in a moment of authentic vehemence cries aloud, ‘can you just stop fucking talking!’ Two, wearing a shop-bought smile responds with, ‘I can see how upsetting this is for you.’ 

Director Megan Dunlop manages the space of the stage well to accommodate her audience in the round. One and Two, as though on a conveyor belt, move up and down the central protrusion of the stage in tandem, ensuring all spectators are afforded their fair share of attention. Three has the impressive quality of attaching herself to individual audience members in her particularly turbulent moments of emotional eruption. Being seated on the front row of the benches, I found myself subject to an episode of Three’s fits of anger and felt its effects very personally. Dunlop utilises the off-stage as well; we occasionally hear One and Two squabble over legal technicalities and small prints from the stairwell outside in some instances of comic relief. 

As with most plays, hang finds its ‘crescendo moment’ near enough to the end of the play. But where most theatre productions will raise volume, visible emotion, and physical action, Dunlop’s direction delivers a cold and clinical finale. Three, having contemplated for the man in question the executions of beheading, firing squad, and lethal injection, settles distressingly comfortably on the monosyllables, ‘I want him hung.’ We are told that this will be carried out by an ‘anonymous expert execution team’: it is lines like these that playwright Debbie Tucker Green executes so knowingly in her bouts of black comedy. 

I find that the journey of Three from woman of victim to vengeance is the most striking feature of the play. It’s true, the production riffs on and satirises the longevity and incommodious nature of ‘the legal process’, presented really very entertainingly by Bridgeman (One) and Fitzgerald (Two). But, the most interesting and gripping aspect of Dunlop’s arrangement was the liberty at which she allowed Three to make the seamless transition from vulnerable sufferer to the cunning and calculated author of the man’s fate she eventually becomes.    

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Symphonies, Cinema, and Screwing: Maestro, Tár, and Mahler

By James Young

In recent years, two films about classical music conductors have been released, featuring two different means of telling stories about the way creativity and eroticism interact. Beyond this, they share a score that heavily features the symphonies of Gustav Mahler, a man who married a woman half his age. Mahler was tormented by poor health which gave him a morbid fascination with his own mortality and how to transcend it. What he sought to do was reach into the future by writing music, like the great symphonic composers before him. Leonard Bernstein, the protagonist of the recent biopic Maestro, gave his image and performances to posterity by embracing live recording in both music and television. There are hours and hours of footage of Bernstein lecturing, rehearsing as well as performing, which he lends himself to with his charisma and gregariousness as well as a captivating and energetic style of conducting. A year before Maestro came out, Cate Blanchett played the fictional Lydia Tár in a much darker portrayal of callous lasciviousness and how musical excellence can and cannot justify it. 

Gustav Mahler composed the fifth symphony after suffering a brain haemorrhage. This meant the rousing vocal lines of his previous symphonies are no longer present, but a romantic tinge is still evident in the most famous of all Mahler’s work: the adagietto fourth movement, composed for his wife, Alma. Leonard Bernstein explained how this movement is marked by an ambiguity, a feature of Mahler’s marriage. He was not a benign husband, belittling Alma for her youth, which in his eyes meant that her music lacked “individuation.” To him, this justified his insistence that she stop composing her own music as there could only be one composer in their marriage. This contrasts with Alma’s previous lover who was also an older Jewish composer as well as being her piano teacher. Mahler said that his predecessor’s encouragement of her composition was only due to her status as an attractive young girl. For her part, Alma was (despite her taste in men) an antisemite who called her only surviving child a “half breed.” She was also less than honest in her management of Mahler’s posthumous legacy, going so far as to doctor his letters to portray him as lacking any sexuality beyond his attraction to her. 

The ambiguity of the adagietto is transposed onto Bernstein’s marriage in Maestro. The halfway point of the film, when the movement is performed, follows a montage of Bernstein and his wife Felicia raising their young family. Up until he meets her, he is only portrayed as having relationships with other men but the progression of his career requires him to “conduct his life” and, as with many gay men of the time, to keep up a conventional straight public persona. As Mahler’s adagietto creeps its way into the crescendo, we are shown an uneasy Felicia Bernstein, from afar but still distinct in the shadow cast by her husband conducting on the podium. This performance marks the point of the movie of a formal transition between two styles of filmmaking and even literal formats of the film: monochrome and colour. 

In Tár, the adagietto movement also marks a transition. We never hear the movement in its totality, but rather an incremental buildup in a series of rehearsals, wherein we only hear snippets followed by a frustrated Lydia Tár halting the orchestra and agonising over how it should be played. When she is finally satisfied and the end of the movement is reached and tears leave the eyes of those listening, Tár decides to manoeuvre to further satisfy her lust by selecting an accompanying song that her sexual fascination, the new cellist, could solo on. To do so she promotes her and brings her into a relationship of professional and personal intimacy. This is a type of relationship that Tár is familiar with, given that her wife is the first violinist of her orchestra and she is having an affair with her assistant. There is even an implication that this kind of thing has institutional precedent when in a conversation between Tár and her predecessor at the Berlin philharmonic, Tár asks him for advice on how to handle rumours regarding “sexual impropriety.” Moreover, Tár fires a carryover assistant from her predecessor’s tenure and while doing so, she implies that they were also conducting an affair by accusing him of “misogamy” (hatred of marriage), keeping an apartment on the same floor as him. 

This consecration of the private and the professional is not alien to Leonard Bernstein. Much like Alma Mahler, Bernstein was reported to have been engaged in an affair with his conducting teacher. The second half of Maestro also includes Leonard Bernstein’s assistant who was thirty years his junior and that he was in a relationship with. Bernstein brings his assistant into his home, which drives a wedge between him and his wife. This is followed by a crucial scene where Felicia, played tenderly by Carey Mulligan, tells Bernstein, played by Bradley Cooper, that his ego is out of control and his lack of discretion regarding his sexuality is jeopardising their family. The scene is sharp and theatrical, with the camera sitting wide and staying still, simply letting the actors’ fence with their exclamations. Their relationship is not repaired by any active effort of either party, but rather by a performance of Mahler’s Symphony No. 2, “Resurrection,” and Felicia’s subsequent realisation that this famous performance in Ely cathedral was not an imposition of Bernstein’s talent, as she had said of all his other performances. This performance was, for Felicia, evidence of the purity of his heart. This rings a little hollow and if it were not for Mulligan’s animated yet delicate performance, some of the lines would feel somewhat on the nose. 

“Tár” is not so reliant on musical splendour to propel the plot and character arcs. The director Todd Field and lead actor Cate Blanchet craft a character with a commanding screen presence but also a horrifying callousness. The viewer is left guessing her fate till the final shot, when the pathos of the character is on full display. Knowing this, the film rewards multiple viewings by filling it with significant details, such as what characters order at restaurants. Even the first line of the film, where Tár, in her role as musicologist, tells a tribal singer to “sing as if the microphone was not there,” gains an ironic twist when her bellicose lecture is secretly recorded, exposing her antagonization of a shy student who explains his inability to relate to the dead European men who dominate classical music. While her downfall is cathartic, the filmmakers are never clear about the moral judgement they make on Lydia Tár, to the annoyance of some critics and commentators in the real world of classical music. She explicitly worships her predecessors, both the composers whose works she conducts, as well as the conductors that inspired her, key among them Leonard Bernstein. The way that the film characterises her talents seems to imply that on that basis alone, she deserves to join their lofty heights. Moreover, as has been seen, her sins of “sexual impropriety” do not discount others from ascending to the same exulted ranks. Cue pontification about separating art and artist. 

Rather than wading into that discussion, a parallel between Lydia Tár’s aggrandizing of the tradition she upholds, and that of the writer/director/star of Maestro, can be made. Bradley Cooper is a competent director, but with Maestro he seems to want to transcend that and make some kind of statement. His style evokes directors who were more than capable of this, with the monochrome first half heavily indebted to Fellini in all his sharp contrast glory, then the second half simmers down into an intimate John Cassavetes domestic drama. Where these directors took their time to craft sequences that were fitting for their specific content and the broader development of the film, and in so doing develop an idiomatic style, Cooper simply adopts them and mangles them together with Mahler and Carey Mulligan as the glue. Perhaps it can be said that instead of composing a film, Cooper is merely conducting one already composed by other directors. Moreover, there is something about the script that does not really sit right. The dialogue can be very on the nose, since a lot of it is taken almost verbatim from interviews and memoirs from Bernstein and those closest to him, which gives the effect of the referentiality of world building as if it were a part of the Leonard Bernstein extended universe. The plot also never really feels deliberate, since Cooper wants to cover the entirety of a lifelong marriage in two hours, meaning that rather than finding a specific and coherent story from Bernstein’s marriage that could be a synecdoche for its entirety, Cooper chooses to jump from scene to scene and indeterminate period to indeterminate period, without much to attach them. 

Perhaps this is Cooper’s understanding of a character piece, where characters simply explicate their feelings and musical performances are so powerful and spectacular as to be enough to overcome conflict and tortured psyches. If it were not for the admittedly excellent performances and deft cinematography, the film would come off a lot more trite. As it is, Maestro operates best as an ode or homage, where Cooper celebrates the directors that influenced him and the conductor whose story enraptured him, but it still feels like there is a performed weight, where the film asks to be considered with more gravitas that it can justify. Unfortunately, and this must be said, Cooper seems to want to embody the sophistication and the grandiosity that someone like Bernstein represents to him but can ultimately only pastiche it. This is an irony that Tár falls victim to as well when she complains that she can only summon pastiche in her conducting yet chooses as her album cover a literal imitation of Claudio Abbado’s recording of the same symphony. 

I came across a picture of Bradley Cooper reading a copy of Nabokov’s Lolita with his former girlfriend, who was about half his age, in a public park. I don’t intend to moralise on the matter of their age difference, but rather ask: why did he do so in public and with a choice of book that was so on the nose. There’s that phrase again, as Bernstein would say about some repeating musical motif in a televised lecture; but here the phrase can refer to a literal nose, perhaps the prosthetic one worn by Bradley Cooper to play Bernstein. I think this public enjoyment of Lolita is much like the artifice of the nose, which was an artifice that seemed to communicate some kind of perverse self-awareness. However, the prosthetic nose in Maestro can symbolise an attempt by Cooper to transcend himself and stop letting his ego get the better of him, as Bernstein learnt to do as the film concluded. Of course, it is not so simple, and while Maestro wants to feel sincere, it comes off as if it was conceived by someone who forgot how to feel sincerity. But to call this man a narcissist, a man who simultaneously wrote, directed and starred in a film as a celebrated artist, is redundant. 

Where Tár succeeds is in how the filmmakers maintain an appropriate critical distance, by which they and, by proxy, the viewers get to live in the ambiguity of their story and the ‘truth’ of the matter. In an interview Cate Blanchett calls the story “Greek” in the way that it demonstrates how the tragedy of the supposedly glorious is not just found in some external circumstance, but ultimately and ironically in themselves. Tár seeks to assert her individuality in the face of the tradition of classical music but is met with a fate that is shared by other conductors who thought they were too talented and captivating to be ruined by their undisciplined egos. Mahler wanted to transcend his humble beginnings and an upbringing tainted by child mortality, but he lost one of his children and would later die due to a defective heart inherited from his mother. His music was banned under the Nazis for his Jewish heritage and almost forgotten due to its perceived kitsch and overwrought late romantic style. It took till Leonard Bernstein’s generation, half a century later, to revive interest in him and canonise him in the tradition of symphonic music. What the filmmakers of Tár and Mahler (in his later compositions at least) have in common is an understanding of the iterative nature of their artistry, how they are merely a new expression of something much older. Whereas Maestro is a just replication, a costume of monumentality being adorned by a passable film, which only highlights its mediocrity. Perhaps the worship of your predecessors only leads to a strange fixation, where you fashion an image for yourself that replicates that which you’ve identified in your predecessors, with all the “impropriety” you feel for them being justified when reflected back on you. 

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Review: Noah Kahan Live

By Maggie Baring

I find myself, once again, unable to write about anything other than Noah Kahan. Hot off the heels of a Grammy nomination this February and a final re-release of his Stick Season album — complete with a new song, ‘Forever’, and eight other songs featuring special guests such as Hozier and Sam Fender — Noah Kahan played two sold out shows at Wembley Arena this week. I had the utter privilege of witnessing night two. The tickets were bought months ago, before Noah Kahan was huge, before Grammy nominations and number ones, so they were highly anticipated. 

Even so, the cheapest seats I could find saw us sitting at, laughably, the furthest point from the stage. You could not have picked a worse seat. The electricity of the entire evening nevertheless assured that not a single person in the arena left without being moved in some way. Kahan himself, in one of his many quippy comments between songs, outlined his aim for the evening: that if anybody left the concert with a smile on their face, he had not done his job properly. This was undoubtedly met with laughter, and as I looked around me it was definitely difficult to find a frowning one. In fact, Noah Kahan fans, of which I proudly call myself an avid one, are very lovely people. The atmosphere of love, empathy and charged emotion shared between ten thousand people, gently swaying to the slower more gut-wrenching songs, or dancing manically — arms around one another or holding hands — to the faster-paced songs, can be attributed to the kind of people who listen to Noah Kahan’s music. I have been to my fair share of concerts where the fans have felt on-par with rowdy football fans, and so I understand first-hand how an atmosphere in a venue as well as the attitude of the audience can affect the impression of the music. Kahan has spoken frequently about his gratitude to his parents for encouraging him from a very early age to be open about his emotions, and teaching him how to convey them through talking and later singing. The fans that flock to listen to his songs are similarly emotionally intelligent. There was a deep sense of camaraderie and support, and my friend and I spoke to surrounding fans at our seats in the very back with a friendliness that one rarely finds among strangers. A shared love of music, and an understanding of the deep feelings that underlie each song, is truly a powerfully bonding force. 

Now onto the concert itself. After a rather drawn out start to the concert, with an opening from up-and-coming Wild Rivers at 7.30pm, a set that only lasted 45 minutes followed by an hours wait, Kahan emerged onto a golden-lit stage complete with drummer, bassist and electric guitarist. He himself switched from mandolin, electric and acoustic guitars regularly. A banjo was even thrown in occasionally. I was struck in equal measure by Kahan’s vocal control and musicianship, from both him and his band members. Being able to remain in-tune when the cheers and voices of ten thousand are drowning out almost all other sounds (his in-ear monitors would help with this, no doubt), is a feat that is often taken for granted by audiences in large venues. Vocal deviations from the recorded versions of songs — added vocal riffs or ‘oohs’, for example — make audiences feel special, like they are witnessing something fresh and new. Many of Kahan’s songs have instrumental breaks that offer space for guitar solos, complete with knee slides and complex drum fills that prompted raucous screams from the crowds. The image of Kahan himself, labelled as ‘Hairy Styles’ or ‘Jewish Capaldi’ acting out energetic rock guitar moves, whilst singing incredibly sad songs about mental health or the death of his dog, was rather bizarre and created some funny moments. But his self-depreciating attitude (beginning the set calling himself ‘your favourite non-Grammy winner’) means that we are always laughing with him, never at him. 

Much to our delight, Kahan brought out James Bay (who had brought Kahan on tour when he was nineteen, launching his career) and Ben Howard to sing harmonies and verses on songs. James Bay was more impressive, singing the second verse on ‘Growing Sideways’ with his classic low and vibrato’d grain, whilst Ben Howard could hardly be heard in his harmonies in ‘Orange Juice’. The guests rushed on and off the stage in quick succession however, retaining full attention on Kahan himself. 

The energy ebbed and flowed throughout the set, beginning with some powerful rock numbers including ‘Northern Attitude’ and ‘New Perspective’. Kahan was then left on his own on the stage, armed only with an acoustic guitar, captivating the audience in near silence as he sang his sadder, slower acoustic songs. He even graced us with a new song, and two songs from his oldest album, which delighted my friend who had been listening to Kahan since she was fifteen when the album, ‘Busyhead’ came out. Kahan left his most famous song, ‘Stick Season’ until the very end, and taunted the audience by leaving the stage before he played it, claiming it to be the end of the set. The cheers and screams during this tense few minutes raised the electricity to new heights and by the time he reemerged to reveal he was going to play three more songs, almost everybody was screaming. Although not my favourite Kahan song, one cannot deny that the single that sent Kahan to stratospheric fame deserves every credit it receives. There is something completely revolutionary about hearing it live. The song is incredibly lyrically complex, and yet every single word of the song was sung clearly by the audience, drowning out Kahan’s own voice. It is clear from watching his face as he sings this song that he is still not used to how it changed his life, and how it resonates with his audiences. 

Noah Kahan now leaves England to continue his tour in France, then Germany and other European countries. He will return to England in August. Get your tickets if it’s the last thing you do.

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Review: All of Us Strangers

By Edward Bayliss

If I could see the world through the eyes of a child

What a wonderful world this would be

In a nondescript apartment block somewhere in London, screenwriter Adam (Andrew Scott) struggles to write about his dead parents. As he reaches for a ready meal, the cold blue light from the inside of his refrigerator illuminates his bent-backed posture. Despite his enormous apartment windows overlooking the nation’s capital below, we only really see Adam in the  white glare of his television or computer screens. We are relieved when Scott’s character decides to leave the confinement and impersonality of his high-rise block to travel to his family home, presumably in search of inspiration. Adam stands atop a field and watches the slant of sunset ripple across trees and grasses. Then, in a strangely unthreatening supernatural moment, the voice of a man in the background beckons him to come ‘home’. The man is Adam’s father. ‘Dad’ (Jamie Bell) leads Adam into his 1980s decorated home where ‘Mum’ (Claire Foy) greets him affectionately. Soft amber light swims across yellowed wallpaper, and a thin cloud of cigarette smoke lends a grainy texture to the shot. Adam revisits his childhood (trauma); most notably, to reconcile his sexuality to his parents who were unwitting products of 1980s state-sanctioned homophobia. 

Andrew Haigh’s film operates, apparently, across the separate plot paths of Adam’s personal and familial history, and the ‘real-time’ story of his delicate but passionate relationship with fellow apartment block dweller, Harry (Paul Mescal). We first meet Harry as he knocks tentatively on Adam’s door – he grips a bottle of whiskey – an object that will gain some significance at the film’s climax. Adam confronts his loneliness by wandering somnambulantly into the oneiric episodes of his childhood, whereas Harry drinks deep in an act of burial and suppression. He has, as he admits defeatedly, ‘drifted to the edge’. They begin to talk. And talking, we should know already, is the only avenue of escape from the torture of loneliness. 

Above all else, All of Us Strangers is an acutely honest film. Unashamedly and forthrightly, the lens isn’t afraid to dig through the rubble of lost childhoods and reclaim something of intense value. With a cast of just four, whose faces seem always to fill the screen in extreme close ups, it perhaps can’t help but be sincere. Andrew Haigh’s film, however, lifts the lid on the traditional trauma-confrontation film and takes us on welcome diversions we didn’t know were accessible. The director focuses on the remarkably abstract and obscure way in which mental turmoil affects memory. 

Terrifyingly, Adam’s mind mangles time and reality. It has its toll on him – at one moment he sees his own face warped into some semblance of a screaming Francis Bacon portrait on the curved tube window. Like many directors before him, Haigh enjoys the use of glass and its distorting qualities in his shot selections. Adam finds it too easy to slip into his childhood life as it becomes an attachment onto which he clings relentlessly, almost unhealthily.  Harry  warns Adam: ‘Don’t let this get tangled up again.’ 

We learn two things from Adam’s progress through the film: 1. That you must coexist with your past self; 2. That in equal measure, you must learn to leave that past self behind when you no longer need it. Adam’s parents, you could say, are almost pseudo-Nanny McPhee characters, reminding us that ‘When you need me, but do not want me then I must stay. But when you want me but no longer need me, I have to go.’   

The lyrics that commence this review are heard near the end of the film when Adam meets with his parents for the last time. With golden light seeping into the edges of the shot, Scott’s character and his parents eat at their favourite American-style diner in Croydon. In an incredibly touching moment, Adam says goodbye for good, and they urge him on to his wide futures with Harry. Yes, Adam has seen the world again through the eyes of a child, and it was instrumental in his reckoning with the past, but he must now learn to look ahead, and wrestle with the complexities of 21st C. life and living. 

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An Experiment of Empathy: Emerald Fennell’s Saltburn (2023)

By Robin Reinders

December began with Saltburn. As someone reading English at a top three university in the UK, and one of Oxford’s foremost competitors, the atmosphere of the first act of this film really sat with me. Sacrificing air conditioning for the sake of ‘the fucking wood fucking panelling’, lonely evenings at the pool table, indoor smoking, and the awful anxiety of sitting at the dining hall on the first day of term – haunted by paintings of who-knows-the-second and three-quarter-portrait-the-fifth looming above. It’s terrible. Constantly surrounded by signet rings, sterling cigarette cases, the question of where do you summer? and what school did you go to? If you haven’t got a family crest or a father who knows a department head in some vague ritualistic clap-on-the-shoulder way, you’re sort of fucked. But sometimes, if you’re especially quick and clever, you find a way to worm yourself in. 

Emerald Fennell’s Saltburn is a cinematic tour de force. Grandiose, with a scale large and looming amplified by its aspect ratio, Fennell creates an opulent cinematic experience that reaches for the unthinkable and certainly doesn’t shy away from the perverse. Saltburn primarily functions not as a surface-level class commentary (as it’s doubtlessly going to be misconstrued), but as a character study – an intense experiment of empathy, as the narrative focuses on its paradoxically ambiguous and yet radical protagonist.

Wide shots like these communicate the imposing, prodigious scale of
Saltburn and the world it represents

From the very beginning, we find that Saltburn is – essentially and at its core – a British film. The opening jingoistic anthem ‘Zadok the Priest’, composed by George Frideric Handel and used for royal coronations since the 18th century, sets this up fantastically. We find this British quality again in the tense, dissonant interplay between dialogue, action, and context in an unforgettable scene involving a pie. This here is particularly British, and particularly upper-class British. The refusal to acknowledge even the most terrible, soul-crushing thing and to simply carry on eating and drinking and politely confabulating is quintessentially British in a way that I think audiences from other cultural contexts might fail to appreciate completely.

A piece with so much personality, it truly is constructed and cemented by its influences. Pasolini’s impression is felt with lucid clarity. An homage to River Phoenix is paid in a subtle yet very present moment. There are faint hints of Hitchcock in the framing of a particular scene, along with long, dragging takes evocative of Kubrick. The literature that forms the foundation of this film is genius and marvellously curated. There are obvious traces of Waugh and Forster, with strains of Brontë and du Maurier in the gothic-romantic details. These all blend in a manner so rewarding, as if forming the bouquet of a particularly lavish vintage you might find in Saltburn’s cellar.

Like a moth on a windowpane, Oliver peers through—ever watching

‘Quiet, harmless, drawn to shiny things’ is how Venetia (Alison Oliver) describes the central character and unreliable narrator Oliver Quick (Barry Keoghan). He is incredibly obscure throughout much of the film; vaguely northern, amorphously working class, and ill-defined in terms of his feelings towards Felix (Jacob Elordi). His attitudes, desires, sexuality, and motives are always inexplicit and undefinable. His actions, however, tell a different tale. Beneath this pretence – and Oliver is well-versed in pretence – he is an incredibly radical character. Machiavellian in the pursuit of his object, whatever it may be. We see fierce, concentrated eruptions from him often when we arrive at Saltburn, as he is overwhelmed by what visceral affections he is constantly trying to conceal from character and audience alike. He is intense, almost militant in these actions. There is no presence of shame or regret – just base, perverse, urgent necessity; a heightened and somewhat violent ‘giving-in’ that engenders a lasting, grieving ache in us as viewers – as voyeurs. 

Voyeurism, exhibitionism – both lead to the discomfort of the audience. Uncomfortable art is always controversial, but it is also always adored by me. I will always advocate for art that makes us squirm, that arouses us in an unconventional and sometimes frightening way. Fennell takes what is normal and twists it into the abnormal, further the subnormal and further still the supernormal. It is a film preoccupied with fetishisation – fetishising mess, fetishising wealth, fetishising poverty and pity and misery and broken birds. Fetishises watching; from an ajar bathroom door, practically an invitation, to the very way the affluent and aristocratic live and move in their own home (dirty underpants discovered as the maids rifle through your luggage). A detail I’d like to highlight: the bathroom Felix and Oliver share has two mirrors positioned in an awfully clever way. Even when the two have their backs to one another, there is no scenario in which they can’t look. The film is obsessed with fervent, zealous, destructive yearning and desire. It explores how these feelings can mutate into self-loathing, further – into violent, intimate anger.

It is a film that asks us to look at our desires, look at them with both eyes and see them for what they are: grotesque and animal and writhing. Fennell argues that we as the authorities of our narratives cannot make something ‘frictionless and sweet and streamlined and easy; you have to make something complicated, and you have to make something that’s going to make people argue.’ Visceral and coarse and servile – these are things we find in Oliver. We see him reduced – bared and broken – in any number of contexts. His actions and our reactions are what Fennell plays with; she wants us ‘aroused and alive but also kind of freaked out.’ She nobly succeeds. We never hate Oliver. Never. We are always forgiving, understanding and terribly, terribly empathetic.

Felix and the ‘stuff of life’

Saltburn is crucially a film obsessed with the beauty of stuff – mundanity as defined by the upper class. The stuff of life, the stuff of wealthy domesticity. The intermingling of Flemish tapestries draping the wall and half-smoked Marlboros dying in a diet Coke can on the desk just below. ‘It’s the kind of surreal and the kind of mundane – the kind of beautiful and the sort of silly, all together in one’, Fennell says. It’s really a glamourisation of opulent, tart’s boudoir filth. Crystalline reflections sparkling off crisp packets and Carling cans in the college bar. ‘The constant dismissal of beauty’, Fennell calls it. It’s this blending of the Edwardian stately home life and the languid, dripping summer haze of the late noughties that gives Saltburn its unique atmosphere. The bridging of the two is achieved through the efforts of production designer Suzie Davies, costume designer Sophie Canale, and their respective teams. The aspect ratio of the film allows us to see not only the vastness of the estate, but the height. Shots which include both floor and ceiling are common, with details strewn about everywhere (an old piece of flypaper hanging limp on a diamond chandelier). Something I’d like to note about the costume design is Canale’s clever use of material – particularly her penchant for sheer materials. By way of capturing light through linen and gossamer night dresses, we are further able to empathise with Oliver’s frame of mind; when you are in love with someone, you are constantly aware of their body, constantly distracted – as we see in the long-take of Felix’s tour.

I do believe that is Emerald Fennell’s main goal with Saltburn. I’ve seen many ask ‘What are we supposed to take away from this?’ And no, I don’t believe we are supposed to walk away with a tepid inner monologue droning about class criticism. Saltburn is less an ‘eat the rich’ film and more an ‘eat out the rich’ film (notice the fixation on bodily fluids, so far as to be assigned to each character with the same casual purpose as any other idiosyncrasy; Venetia and blood, Farleigh and spit, Felix and spend). Its commentary on the middle class – particularly the upper-middle class – and its relationship to the extraordinarily wealthy is present, but takes a backseat. Saltburn is fundamentally an interrogation of our relationship with our own desire and how destructive that desire can be. It’s why we empathise with Oliver. It’s why we connect as much as we cringe. The film has to be queasy and uncomfortable; it has to freak you out and grip you in order to show you how impossibly carnivorous, locust, and insane that desire can be.

An unreliable narrator grieves

‘I…I hated him. I hated him! Yeah, I—I hated him.’ Oliver sighs at the end of it all. His monologue to whom? A comatose witness, a nobody audience? Desperate to convince himself and him alone it seems. Convince himself that this is what he wanted—all he wanted all along. Defensive. Cagey and paranoid around his own self-failure (don’t look! don’t look!). Willing to turn himself inside out to cope with the grief of his mistake: ‘This was always the way it was supposed to go. I meant for it. I meant for it.’ The events of the maze mark the frantic spiral of it all. There it goes, down the drain. And Oliver meant to pull the plug, he did. You have to believe him.

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How (not) to Have Sex: Coming Of Age In the Era of Sexual Liberation

By Anna Johns

How to Have Sex is a deeply uncomfortable film. Not because it is overly graphic in its depiction of sexual assault, but rather because, throughout its short 90-minute run, I couldn’t shake an agonising feeling of déjà vu.

Remember when this was you? the film whispers. There’s the post-exam, early wake-up calls because you had booked the cheapest flight for your girls’ trip, which inevitably was a 6:00 am Ryanair flight from Stansted. The frantic, hourly texts from your mum to check that your plane hadn’t, in fact, fallen out of the sky mid trip. The crinkle crisps and bottles of vodka that you could convince yourself would work as breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next four days. The colour palette is awash with nostalgia; the film shimmers with luscious pinks and oranges, reminiscent of your first foray into sun-bathed freedom. Blurry camera work and light-bathed montages capture the kind of binge-drinking you could only ever have hacked at sixteen. 

How to Have Sex follows three teenage girls, Tara, Em, and Skye, on their post-GCSE girls’ holiday to Malia on the Greek island of Crete. Though their fears about their futures and apprehensiveness about their forthcoming results linger in the background, they are mostly concerned with who will be the most successful in their four-day shagfest.

As she sits awkwardly bundled up on the sun lounger, Tara is bombarded with messages of loud sexuality. Sheepishly, she watches the men and women of her resort interacting, avidly curious about these performances of flirtation. Uncannily cheerful holiday reps encourage guests to get off with each other, whilst intimate, muffled bathroom conversations reveal the awkwardness of these girls trying to figure out what exactly it is they’re supposed to be doing. As Skye nearly reveals Tara’s virginity to the group at large, her discomfort is obvious, and it’s impossible not to feel sympathy. Hasn’t every girl been scared of being too uptight, too prudish? Haven’t we all been confronted with the insatiable need to be seen as sexually liberated, to be laissez-faire with our virginities, to be the cool girl.  

After a sexual interaction that toes the line of consent, silent close-ups on Tara’s face show her wrestling with the enormity and yet the apparent insignificance of what has happened to her. Her reactions capture the universal feeling of ‘it wasn’t supposed to be like this’. As she stumbles down the deserted strip in broad daylight, seemingly a million miles away from the camera, we’re hit with the overwhelming reminder that she’s just a kid, after all. 

Molly Manning Walker’s debut feature doesn’t deal simply in black and white. The problem lies more in ignorance than insidiousness, as she captures the blurry boundaries for young girls’ first sexual experiences, who are told repeatedly: come on, this is what everyone else is doing! Tara’s awkward flirtation attempts show her grappling with the expectation that she should be throwing herself into it all, at the expense of her gnawing feeling that something is amiss. 

There are no blow-out confrontations – Tara doesn’t even admit what has happened to her until the final moments of the film. The unshakeable feeling that something is wrong simply bubbles underneath the surface, as we watch Tara bottle up her emotions. As the camera focuses on her reflection in the mirror, it’s clear that questions are flying around her head: it was yes once, why shouldn’t he think it was yes again? How do I find someone to blame? How does he get to move on when it feels like I’ll have to live with this forever? And God, doesn’t everyone feel like this, even a little bit?I’m not rushing to rewatch How to Have Sex. But it’s important viewing in an age where girls are bombarded with messages that scream that they must be having casual sex to be liberated, that it’s their duty as good feminists. It reminds us that sometimes a ‘yes’ is constructed by our outside influences, and that consent is an ongoing conversation rather than just a tick-box question.

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Review: Poor Things

By Edward Bayliss

When asked why he is so committed to his profession as a surgeon and scientific experimentalist, Dr. Godwin Baxter, or ‘God’, replies coolly: ‘My amusement.’ Physically disfigured and clinically disposed, Godwin Baxter (Willem Dafoe) bears all the hallmarks of a madly possessive psychopath as we see him rear his newest design, Bella Baxter (Emma Stone). Godwin’s literal brainchild (Bella’s brain is replaced with that of her unborn baby) is a young woman beginning to understand afresh the ways of the world. You’d be forgiven for thinking Godwin was a wicked and perverted man. It is however established early in the film that Bella was dead when Godwin performed his restoring surgery on her, and that Godwin is characterised more as a father figure than a Humbert Humbert of Lolita. He asks his creation, ‘Would you rather the world did not have Bella?’   

Bella learns quickly; at first we see her stumbling across the black and white marbled floors with the awkwardness of a toddler, then, there comes her self-realisation and yearning for ‘experience’ and ‘adventure’. The main object of comedy in the film exists in the contention between Bella’s naïve outlook and her exposure to ‘the real world’ as she elopes with the seedy Duncan Wedderburn (Mark Ruffalo). For her, sex is ‘furious jumping’, food she dislikes is allowed to be spat out at high society dinners, and it is acceptable for her to ask Wedderburn in public if he would like to ‘tongue play’ her. Her physical comedy is also deftly crafted – she hasn’t yet mastered her own body, let alone her mind. It is hard to overstate the hilarity with which Bella’s character is met, accelerated also by Wedderburn’s growing frustration with her and his constant reprimands (‘You cunty cuntface dipshit’). 

The two embark on a kind of odyssey, travelling to Lisbon, Alexandria, sailing across the Mediterranean, and eventually arriving in Paris. Lanthimos’ fantastic use of soundstages with painted glowing backdrops adds a surrealist slant to these settings in the film. These are especially striking as they are pitted against the black and white Victorian gothic look of London, with its strangely postmodern architecture and steampunk-inspired outfit. We move from the trivial treatment of gore and exacting empiricism in Godwin’s laboratory littered with nightmarishly Boschian animal hybrids, to the artistic and cultural wonders of the continent; the wide eyed Bella is arrested by such beauty. In tandem with Bella’s growing emotional awareness and intelligence, the camera becomes more excitable and adventurous. Its fisheye lens begins even more to distort and liven the frame, with increased use of wide angle tilt-shift shots (almost Luhrmann-inspired) that place small figures against fantastical set designs. Cinematographer Robbie Ryan clearly has had his fun, not at all at the expense of the film. 

Bella encounters emotions unlike any she has felt before as she exclaims energetically, ‘my soul has been buckled’. Her mind becomes alive to ideas of politics and philosophy. Where once we might have considered her the ward, child, or sexual object of Wedderburn, she now intellectually outperforms him, and even prostitutes herself in Paris as an act of paradoxical sexual self-determination. At one moment in the brothel, Bella carries out vicious intercourse with a customer, at which point the camera shrewdly cuts to her reading a book entitled ‘Ethics’. She involves herself with socialist doctrine and vies for workers’ rights along with another prostitute colleague. Despite her means or methods, she is as the brothel manager asserts, ‘a woman plotting her course to freedom.’

Poor Things is, at its most basic form, a study. Occasionally, the camera will retreat into a circular frame and watch from a faraway wall, as though we are peering cautiously through an unadjusted microscope. This is a study that calls into question the critical notion of selfhood. Who is Bella Baxter? Is she the warped play-thing of Godwin? her unborn baby whose brain she possesses? or simply, her own evolving and learning creation? Moreso, Lanthimos makes it difficult for the viewer to discern who the real monsters, or ‘deformed’, are in his film. We meet so many characters who are debased, ugly, and despicable, but essentially human, that it leaves us wondering what exactly a ‘monster’ is. 

My friend and I left Tyneside cinema with much to discuss – a train delay of over an hour gave us ample time to do so. I agreed with him when he said that it feels, upon watching Poor Things, like you have just read an entire book. That is how much this film offers.   

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Bigger and Closer (not smaller and further away): Hockney (and Critics) in Review 

By Lizzie Walsh

‘An overwhelming blast of passionless kitsch’ reads the Guardian’s reckoning of David Hockney’s 2023 ‘Bigger & Closer (not smaller and further away)’, from an unfavourable review published last February. For the inaugural show at the Lightroom exhibition space at Kings Cross, Hockney was a big catch and exhibited for an extended period after great success from the initial running period, rounding up to eleven months at the venue. It goes on to say, rather damningly, that ‘unfortunately the kitsch is not just a twinkle but an overwhelming crescendo’; that the hour long ‘immersive’ exhibition joins all other immersive shows in the ‘passionless dustbin of forgetting.’ 

While this may have been the case for that certain reviewer, I remember the show from last March as a delightful dive into the artist’s process, as a welcome crescendo that placed the traditional gallery purveyor as witness to the process on the artist’s dimension (not the dustbin). Particularly striking about the show, which stays with me, was the play upon (or rather upheaval of) human visual perspective. The exhibition was split into six sections or chapters of looping on repeat, illustrating the joyful relation the artist has with the natural world and technology. His desire to share his art with the world- the way he sees things- was palpable in his voice recordings from different points in his life that run over Nico Muhly’s contemporary score. While it was critiqued by some as occupying a strange space in the immersive world, with most shows of that nature being when the artist is dead, such as the recent retrospectives for Gustav Klimt and Van Gogh, the magic of this event was the artist’s sheer attentiveness to time, space, and photographic placing- he seems to draw with a camera. After all, if we can have retrospective immersions, why not prospective? Hockney reveals what is probable and possible for people who make pictures. 

His lesson on perspective sets us up for a very precise placing of his pictures and reflection upon his own life’s works, his meticulous need to create and expand. Taking us on a brief tour of the camera obscura and the advent of photography, he observes how ‘we see psychologically but cameras see geometrically.’ By layering his pictures in a cubist style, as for example in Chair, Jardin du Luxembourg (1985), we might become, in a sense, closer to the realities of space, despite it being a digital show. Indeed, Hockney elaborates that ‘by putting more in, you get more reality, I think.’ The experience is ebulliently experimental, even including some of the artist’s works for operas from the 1980s – a welcome midway juncture from his landscapes, pool paintings and iPad creations. This is the man whose Portrait of an Artist (Pool with Two Figures) sold for 90.3 million in 2018, becoming one of the most expensive paintings sold at auction by a living artist. 

However, critics went on to say, as in Time out, who described their experience as: ‘looking for the art in it is like looking for the music in a bacon sandwich’. A sizzling and crisp critique that lacks in the imagination department, a stifling remark that suggests complete disaffection from either sandwich or show. Here the clue is in the title ‘Bigger and Closer (not smaller and further away)’ it is a collection of pieces that form a moving loop of art that is primarily about the practice of looking and the interpretation of getting closer to that sensory game rather than looking at art in the traditional sense of the gallery goer. Instead, the observer is within Hockney’s shifting artscapes, as his hands turn the concertina pages of East Yorkshire scenes, vast tracts of trees and drawn-out fields. Pathways light the floor, meandering onto the walls of the Lightroom as the music rises in vivacity. 

The virtual installation such as The Wagner Drive (San Gabriel Mountains 2012), is itself a beautiful story of climbing, vertiginous views. In the recording over this piece, which projects onto the ‘cavernous sort of gigantic warehouse type room,’ (Rich Roll) just off Coal Drops Yard in London, Hockney speaks to his audience recounting listening to Wagner again and again on the road that winds through the San Gabriel Mountains. Conducting his ekphrasis, the stereo music and the pixels to be choreographed with the car just reaching the top of the mountains. And yet, my mum recalls feeling travel sick during this particular segment of the show. All perspectives are subjective. 

“I don’t care what critics say about me,” Hockney says in one interview. “I think it’s really good.”

Hockney at the exhibition – credit: The Guardian
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The Marina Abramović Performances – Her Legacy Challenge

By Eliza Warfield.

Exploring the limits of pain, mental control, and danger are all concepts that have enshrined Marina Abramović’s performance art for the past fifty years. She is considered the figurehead of this form of artwork and is highly recognised. Her work is deeply visceral and requires the combination of her emotions, her body, resilience, and an interaction with the audience. By nature, her work is extremely controversial, she tests the limits of physical and mental endurance through public displays that include; ‘The Artist is Present’ (which involved 3 months of sitting opposite participating audience members in complete silence), ‘Rhythm 0’, (which explored the abuse of power – the audience were presented with 72 objects including a loaded gun and could subsequently use them in whatever manner they pleased on her). Finally, ‘Lovers’, (where she and her partner Ulay walked the Great Wall of China from opposite ends, to then meet in the middle to say goodbye to each other).

Abramović is now synonymous with performance art, referring to herself as ‘The Grandmother of such’. Her recent exhibition at the Royal Academy was testament to that. Extraordinarily, the first woman to have a solo show at the Royal Academy in 255 years, which is stupefying in several ways! (but that’s a different story). The exhibition in London is recreating performances of her early work. I went along to find out what these performances were like to experience in the flesh (in one case – literally!) .

The show includes several of her most important performances. One of my favourites was ‘Imponderabilia’ in which an entrance to one of the galleries is lined with two naked performers in a narrow doorway. The only way ‘through’ is to awkwardly, or not (if you have limited care or awareness for personal space), push through whilst attempting to not touch anything untoward or get a coat corner stuck somewhere (arguably worse). It’s a difficult manoeuvre, and one I found surprisingly confronting. The discomfort and willingness to participate is intended to vary person to person, making it a deeply personal encounter with the vulnerability of the human body.

The desire to go to this exhibition started from watching ‘The Artist is Present’ documentary, however in this instance it was slightly different as Marina wasn’t the focal performer at the RA. This is due to the fact the 76-year-old suffered a life-threatening embolism this year, rendering her too weak to perform any more so the options were reperformance, or I suppose, eradication.

In essence, after witnessing the recreated performances it made me question this… 

Is Marina Abramović, the ‘Grandmother of performance art’, by getting the works performed by others, compromising and diluting the power of her work? The raw vulnerability in her pieces are inimitable, it doesn’t matter that her actors are trained personally- surely they are attempting something acting can’t replicate. The actors haven’t faced the specific turmoil of her life, experienced her heartbreak, put themselves in front of death to challenge society and I certainly don’t think any of them sat in MOMA every day for three months in complete silence, ushering audience members to sit in front and then have the impact she generated. Can a second-generation performance artist EVER deliver a piece of performance art with remotely the same energy and power as its creator (especially MA) did? 

The reperformances I suppose offer a new perspective and opportunity for artists to give the work longevity; the new Van Gogh and Hockney experiences have exemplified this, but is this suited to her work? I think some do still provide the same feeling and are successful, this includes ‘Imponderabilia’ – it doesn’t matter which two naked bodies are lining an entrance, it still makes the audience uncomfortable and then challenge themselves looking inward. However, the new iteration of ‘House with a View’ just wasn’t as strong as Abramović’s. The performance involves being in this façade of a house for 24 hours a day over 12 days without any communication or form of entertainment. In this I would argue the actor didn’t quite replicate the authenticity and feed off the audience in the way she does, which makes a huge difference to the ‘success’ of the piece as there was a lack of connection between artist and audience. 

I am by no means berating her work, I deeply admire her, and I wish I got to witness a performance with her in my life. Marina Abramović’s work is not ephemeral art, it’s more worthy than that and with proper showings and documentaries, her work can still hold the same impact it did when she moved people to tears from sheer eye contact and commanding presence. In preserving her legacy, it’s imperative she remains at the heart of the narrative as the pivotal figure around whom her artistic journey evolves. In the reperformances the acting task itself is virtually impossible, but maybe that’s the difference between the new pieces that work and those that don’t… they require a really brilliant actor to play the role. Maybe this is why there haven’t been as good of a performance artist thus far. 

The exhibition is running until January 1st 2024, so urge everyone to go and experience it for themselves, it is something special. I will certainly be going again… 

Link to Show:
https://www.royalacademy.org.uk/exhibition/marina-abramovic?gclid=CjwKCAiA0syqBhBxEiwAeNx9N9kR9weV03T0bYG3T0osq8jtY1rR_cuMJGiPBDlykRxaBtsu7QNY7hoC4EIQAvD_BwE

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Elvis isn’t Dead, and Apparently Neither are Scouting For Girls

By Xanthe de Wesselow

It’s a Saturday night. Big city lights. “Bride to Be” sashes scatter every street corner with hen-dos en masse. A friend and I are venturing to Geordie land for a big night out.

We’re off to see Scouting For Girls at Newcastle’s O2 City Hall.

Dinner is booked in a cosy Italian on Dean Street. This sets the tone nicely and we imagine we’re on a hot date until the bill arrives, upon which we return to our cripplingly single reality and regretfully split the damage, taking it in turns to play Apple Pay roulette before we submit to a slightly embarrassing yet unsurprising decline on the first tap.

Remarking on Newcastle’s club scene looming large in comparison to our favoured Durham-bed-by-2:30 night out, we venture forth arm in arm and join the enormous queue that pours out of City Hall; practising lyrics and guessing the set list to pass the time. By the time two (slightly uninspiring) warm up acts have played and tiresomely repeated their Instagram handles to a somewhat uninterested audience, Clemmie has sore feet and I’m beginning to regret not watching Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging with her the night before, as I internally question how many lyrics I will actually know.

Revealing their latest retro album cover (The Place We Used To Meet) backdrop, the curtain eventually comes up and our qualms are dissipated as Roy Stride leads the band on stage with a palpable bundle of energy at his disposal. That undeniable boy band-esque melody strikes up, and soon the whole auditorium is cheering to “there’s a hole in my heart” before joining in by the time it’s “…and you’re the missing part” in a sort of teenage fangirl frenzy. Yet this is not exactly Newcastle’s demographic tonight. Far from it, the audience lacks a common denominator and instead we are surrounded by a varied multitude of people. Older couples, drunken mid-thirties friend groups, high-pitched, screeching women head to toe in pristine merch as well as the odd fifteen-year-old girl possie who are assiduous in their mission to spend the entire three hours sending filtered videos of themselves to their Snapchat fanbase. This eclectic mixture is a nod to Scouting For Girls’ longevity and deserved recognition that continues to stand the test of time.

The gig centres around this very fact. The band transport us on a whirlwind tour of their various albums in which Stride breezily mocks their youthful naivety during the early days (when he’s not singing or darting around the stage). Their humble roots are visibly touching: Ellard and Stride were Cub Scouts comrades while Churchouse met the lead singer on their first day at Queensmead School, West London.

We go back in time to 2007 – the release year of their debut album – to relive some of their teenage bedroom tracks where they would play together after school (newly tee-total Stride points to the latest album cover’s top floor window of his childhood home, cheekily telling us that it had to be open because he was always smoking out of it). The amateur sound of the early days are mimicked when an old, basic drum set and a couple of acoustic guitars appear, and all three men take centre stage as they nostalgically play It’s Not About You, I wish I was James Bond and Michaela Strachan from their debut album. This is when the crowd interaction reaches its peak: the crowd is split down the middle and we aggressively ping pong lyrics left to right, right to left, in a bid to be the loudest.

Peter Ellard, the unassuming drummer who holds each song together like a stoic pillar post at the back, takes the right side while Greg Churchouse, the bassist who’s sporting a wide smile that reaches the edges of his khaki baker boy hat, takes the left. Stride stands diplomatically behind his keyboard in the middle and tells Churchouse’s side we are having more fun when we shout ‘Just for the day’ louder than Ellard’s group (rather like that slightly over-enthusiastic deputy head figure at school, who would eagerly feed on the power trip during a morning’s assembly). It’s this charming schoolboy-ish crowd interaction coupled with the criminally catchy, serotonin filled songs that make this concert so euphoric.

Another highlight is Posh Girls. We are informed that the three ‘magic’ words are boys at school before Stride launches into the iconic opening bars. By the first chorus he has bounced his way up to the balcony, armed with a selfie stick. He’s now filming the crowd interaction as we enthusiastically chant the magic words expected of us, as though we’re in an artificial world where Roy Stride is our master. This time he plays the floor off against the balcony (“floor cheer, balcony cheer, floor, balcony, floor, balcony…”) and we hardly know whether he’s the lead singer of a boy band or the principal boy of a pantomime – all the same, Clemmie and I are just two of the of the hundreds of people immersed into this happy, childlike, dream land for as long as we’re robotically generated to follow Stride’s commands.

It’s true, his electric stage presence is making him the star of the show, although Churchouse and Ellard appear to be having just as much fun as their wide-eyed fans. As for newbie Nick Tsang, it soon becomes clear he is some sort of God of the music industry – his expertise on the guitar is wheeled out as and when for all the big stars in need of ‘elevating their sound’ or ‘enhancing their tracks’ (Sheeran, Capaldi and The Backstreet Boys have all been prone to the Tsang drug). Stride jests that a front row die hard, going by Louisa, knows the songs better than this fresh-faced guitarist himself, who simply grins and nods in return. His appearance on this tour may initially seem subtle yet it certainly packs a punch.

Whether or not it’s just another day at the office for Tsang doesn’t matter; his upbeat performance is adding a new dimension to a timeless boy band and no doubt a generous pay cheque helps to keep any glimpses of superficial showmanship at bay. But then again, who wouldn’t be having fun playing iconic English indie-pop music with this illustrious trio?

The night goes on in much the same way, with evenly interspersed songs from the latest album The Place We Used to Meet, which manages to go back to the band’s roots and hit the same, life-affirming notes as all the infamous favourites. This somehow amplifies the success of the older records, which come as a celebratory treat when the whole audience rejoices in knowing all the lyrics.

There is a rather low key ending when they sing the album’s opening song, Glow – a slower, melodic number. But the crowd isn’t easily fooled and it’s only a few repetitions of “One More Song” before the four men appear back in position and strike into a cover of Thank you and Goodnight, specifically for the aforementioned Louisa, who is screeching chaotically at the front.

Then, the moment we’ve all been waiting for finally arrives. With the triumphant opening chords, everyone erupts, relishing in the playful atmosphere for the final time. The pure animation that is felt in the room as we all sing in unison: “she’s so lovely, she’s so lovely, she’s so lovelyyy” is remarkable, and a true token of their songwriting genius.

Having felt hungover and slightly sorry for ourselves at the start of the evening, we left City Hall that night feeling quite the opposite. Scouting For Girls has entertainment, lightness, and stage presence in abundance and I urge anyone and everyone to buy a ticket for their 2024 tour. Having fun? Feeling down? Need to laugh? Just listen to Scouting For Girls. Their music is a kind of nostalgic solace that can be the remedy you never knew you needed.