ALERT ALERT

You should see my journal, equal parts

gibberish and manifesto babyyy. 

Ahhhh yeahhhh, yup,

catch me strutting the catwalk in all your favourite places,

including (but not limited to) 

North Road, 

the Tesco in Market Square 

and the walk of shame home. 

I mean come on, there’s definitely a naughty list joke in there somewhere

– Merry Christmas my darlings! 

I got some old film developed and it’s giving 2013 Tumblr revival core. 

I’m a city girl forreal and I’m one day clean from being swag

– it’s a pussy night tonight

…. does anyone know if there’s a theme? 

Should I put on some trousers? 

I love giving my friends lots of kisses

and when my actions have zero repurcussions!

I’m on cloud 9 – glowing and growing –

the best of me is yet to come.